Classic Funny Footballers Quotes

sexy-talk Here are some of the best from the past to present real quotes from the legends in the game enjoy!Please add you own in the comments below no making them up 🙂

Thierry Henry: “Sometimes in football you have to score goals.”

Gianfranco Zola: “If we can play like that every week we’ll get some level of consistency”

Jack Charlton: Pele has nearly everything. Maradona has everything.

Sir Bob Paisley: “A lot of teams beat us, do a lap of honour and don’t stop running. They live too long on one good result. I remember Jimmy Adamson crowing after Burnley had beaten us once, that his players were in a different league. At the end of the season they were.”

Reporter: “Gordon, what will you take from today?”
Strachan: I’ve got more important things to think about. I’ve got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.

Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were english what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I’d top myself.

Arshavin: ‘Its almost like basket ball but i can’t score 90…. Just 4 sorry.’

David Beckham : My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. ”

Ian Wright :Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.”

Ian Rush “I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.”

Ade Akinbiyi:“I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham .
My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there
playing.”

Paul Gascoigne “I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable.”

Andy Gray:“It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.”

Bill Shankly: “The best side drew.”
Vinny Jones:‘Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.’
Ruud Gullit:We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.
Andy Gray:“I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.”

Mark Viduka: ‘I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.’

Alan Shearer: ‘I’ve never wanted to leave. I’m here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.’

Robbie Earle:‘If you’re 0-0 down, there’s no-one better to get you back on terms than Ian Wright.’
Steve Lomas: ‘Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today.’


Alan Shearer:One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.
Brian Moore: “The news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.”

Gerrard: “My favourite is classical art – there have been so many great artists. But I like modern as well. It’s nice on the eye.”

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’ve got a contract with United until 2010, but my future belongs to God.”

Paolo di Canio: “The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish!”

– Mark Draper: ‘I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.’

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