Newcastle up for sale email offers welcome

June 9, 2009 | Filed Under: UK Box Update 
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Newcastle are looking Desperado to sell there club you can even email offers now! even today A spoof sale of the club has been removed from eBay and groups to buy the club are being created on social networking site Facebook here. If you got a spare few million can you come to your club’s rescue? some funny replys have already been reported across the internet here are a few

“I would like to lodge an official bid to buy NUFC. The amount I am offering is £10. Should I be successful, I will be appointing myself as team manager, as I am currently in a management role in the Peterlee Sunday League.”

“The amount I am offering is 2 x upper concourse seats for the Oasis concert at the Stadium of Light and a Curly Wurly.”

“I’d like to bid £325 to buy Newcastle. Thanks, Jimmy Nail.”

“I would like to make a formal offer to buy Newcastle United football club. Unfortunately, given the current chaotic state of the club, as a result of the shambolic management practices of Mr Ashley’s regime, I think you have set the price too high. My financial backers inform me that an offer of £50 pounds is about the correct evaluation. Of course, I accept that given the history of the club, its marvellous fan base and potential future earnings that this offer might seem a little low. However, you must realise that your current regime has put all of this at risk, and continues to make the club a laughing stock. Good jokes, even from the best comedians, are not that expensive.

 Email your offers to admin@nufc.co.uk . Priceless do comment below add yours!

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  • bob lewis

    i will buy it for 120 million if u like

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